You should stop browsing reddit and get back to studying But first give me an upvote

You should stop browsing reddit and get back to studying But first give me an upvote - You should stop browsing reddit and get back to studying But first give me an upvote  RedditorsWife

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I left the flowers he sent at work to show off he said he wanted a divorce

I left the flowers he sent at work to show off he said he wanted a divorce

I told him to stop masturbating all the time he said he was fighting cancer

I told him to stop masturbating all the time he said he was fighting cancer

I told him i was going to work he called me a whore

I told him i was going to work  he called me a whore

I asked him why he quit his job. He said because everybody else did.

I asked him why he quit his job. He said because everybody else did.

I said I wanted a divorce he said, "it's ok, i know a good graphic designer"

I said I wanted a divorce  he said,

I asked him to balance the checkbook He put it on my head

I asked him to balance the checkbook He put it on my head

I asked if he wanted to go to a party He said he had to tend to the adopted dog

I asked if he wanted to go to a party He said he had to tend to the adopted dog

"I want you inside me" I'd rather be inside the safe

i told him i got hired at a bachelor party he said pick yoshi

i told him i got hired at a bachelor party he said pick yoshi

I asked if he wanted anything special for his birthday he said his cousin already had it covered

I asked if he wanted anything special for his birthday he said his cousin already had it covered
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