I asked him to balance the checkbook He put it on my head

I asked him to balance the checkbook He put it on my head - I asked him to balance the checkbook He put it on my head  RedditorsWife

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I left the flowers he sent at work to show off he said he wanted a divorce

I left the flowers he sent at work to show off he said he wanted a divorce

I told him to stop masturbating all the time he said he was fighting cancer

I told him to stop masturbating all the time he said he was fighting cancer

I told him i was going to work he called me a whore

I told him i was going to work  he called me a whore

I asked him why he quit his job. He said because everybody else did.

I asked him why he quit his job. He said because everybody else did.

I said I wanted a divorce he said, "it's ok, i know a good graphic designer"

I said I wanted a divorce  he said,

I asked him to balance the checkbook He put it on my head

I asked him to balance the checkbook He put it on my head

I asked if he wanted to go to a party He said he had to tend to the adopted dog

I asked if he wanted to go to a party He said he had to tend to the adopted dog

"I want you inside me" I'd rather be inside the safe

i told him i got hired at a bachelor party he said pick yoshi

i told him i got hired at a bachelor party he said pick yoshi

I asked if he wanted anything special for his birthday he said his cousin already had it covered

I asked if he wanted anything special for his birthday he said his cousin already had it covered
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