Redneck Randal

30 years old still in high school

30 years old still in high school  Redneck Randal

squirrel it's what's for dinner

squirrel it's what's for dinner  Redneck Randal

Goes on reddit to read successful black man meme. only reads top half

Goes on reddit to read successful black man meme. only reads top half  Redneck Randal

"government should abolish welfare" is on welfare

and i replied to the officer this is america motherfucker

and i replied to the officer this is america motherfucker  Redneck Randal

USA! USA! USA! because full words are for queers

USA! USA! USA! because full words are for queers  Redneck Randal

So I stood up and told that teaching lady All I hear coming out of your mouth is Copenhagen. Copenhagen. Copenhagen.

So I stood up and told that teaching lady All I hear coming out of your mouth is Copenhagen. Copenhagen. Copenhagen.  Redneck Randal

A boob in the hand is worth two in the blouse

A boob in the hand is worth two in the blouse  Redneck Randal

Rodney Erickson... I'd rather have Sarah Palin

Rodney Erickson... I'd rather have Sarah Palin   Redneck Randal

every zoo is a petting zoo as long as you aint a pussy

every zoo is a petting zoo as long as you aint a pussy  Redneck Randal
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