Redneck Randal

has 5 derby cars, 1 mud truck, 2 four wheelers BUT same damn dirty yankee lake hat from 1999

has 5 derby cars, 1 mud truck, 2 four wheelers  BUT same damn dirty yankee lake hat from 1999  Redneck Randal

squirrel it's what's for dinner

squirrel it's what's for dinner  Redneck Randal

Goes on reddit to read successful black man meme. only reads top half

Goes on reddit to read successful black man meme. only reads top half  Redneck Randal

"government should abolish welfare" is on welfare

and i replied to the officer this is america motherfucker

and i replied to the officer this is america motherfucker  Redneck Randal

USA! USA! USA! because full words are for queers

USA! USA! USA! because full words are for queers  Redneck Randal

So I stood up and told that teaching lady All I hear coming out of your mouth is Copenhagen. Copenhagen. Copenhagen.

So I stood up and told that teaching lady All I hear coming out of your mouth is Copenhagen. Copenhagen. Copenhagen.  Redneck Randal

A boob in the hand is worth two in the blouse

A boob in the hand is worth two in the blouse  Redneck Randal

Outside American borders? France

Outside American borders? France  Redneck Randal

Complain there's nothing to do in Palatka. Does something involving getting drunk and stoned, anyways.

Complain there's nothing to do in Palatka. Does something involving getting drunk and stoned, anyways.  Redneck Randal
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