Redneck Randy

I was the original brawny man but he was more photogenic then i was. he had a red flannel.

I was the original brawny man but he was more photogenic  then i was.
he had a red flannel.  Redneck Randy

Meanwhile... at the university of alabama

Meanwhile... at the university of alabama  Redneck Randy

Meanwhile... at auburn university

Meanwhile... at auburn university  Redneck Randy

girls think my brother's tractor's sexy i have a riding lawn mower!

girls think my brother's tractor's sexy i have a riding lawn mower!  Redneck Randy

usually i wear a t-shirt and blue flannel to impress the lady folk. any other time i just walk around necked with a hard on like a boss.

usually i wear a
t-shirt and blue flannel
to impress the lady folk. any other time i just walk around
necked with a hard on like a boss.  Redneck Randy

trendsetter? i ain't one of those hipster douche-bags. i'm a real man!

trendsetter? i ain't one of those hipster douche-bags.
i'm a real man!  Redneck Randy

you call it the friend zone we call it the kissin' cousins denial

you call it the friend zone we call it the
kissin' cousins denial  Redneck Randy

that's right ladies stroke the prickly beard of redneck randy

that's right ladies stroke the prickly beard of redneck randy  Redneck Randy

what do you call a slut who passes out from too much beer at the square dance party? A damn good hoedown!

what do you call a slut who passes out from too much beer at the square dance party? A damn good hoedown!  Redneck Randy

I was voted most photogenic man back in the holler

I was voted most photogenic man back in the holler  Redneck Randy
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