Relatable Mitt Romney

Now, I know you're all worried about your jobs... I had a job once.

Now, I know you're all worried about your jobs... I had a job once.  Relatable Mitt Romney

Then dubya says "it says adam and eve not adam and steve" damn near pissed myself

Then dubya says

Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately? See what they charge for arugula?

Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately? See what they charge for arugula?  Relatable Mitt Romney

so this one time at band camp...

so this one time at band camp...  Relatable Mitt Romney

I don't always put my foot in my mouth but when I do, it's spectacular

I don't always put my foot in my mouth but when I do, it's spectacular  Relatable Mitt Romney

We need to increase spending on the most expensive military in history Why? I don't want to think about hypotheticals.

We need to increase spending on the most expensive military in history Why? I don't want to think about hypotheticals.   Relatable Mitt Romney

I know what it feels like to have to borrow things from people One time i had to borrow my dad's yacht.

I know what it feels like to have to borrow things from people One time i had to borrow my dad's yacht.  Relatable Mitt Romney

Don't you hate trying to keep track of your keys to all of your houses?

Don't you hate trying to keep track of your keys to all of your houses?  Relatable Mitt Romney

I struggled through college too, I had to sell shares of my portfolio to make ends meet.

I struggled through college too, I had to sell shares of my portfolio to make ends meet.  Relatable Mitt Romney

So you see, we can't afford the tax deduction for your student loans and mortgage interest... ...because I'll be paying less than 1% in taxes and still need the deduction for my dancing horse

So you see, we can't afford the tax deduction for your student loans and mortgage interest... ...because I'll be paying less than 1% in taxes and still need the deduction for my dancing horse  Relatable Mitt Romney
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