Repressed Suburban Father

i need to make a poopie. im hungry.

i need to make a poopie. im hungry.  Repressed Suburban Father

"If I never missed class and made the highest grades, so can you." Has a tattoo that he doesn't remember getting in college

Loves sports If there's grass on the field, play ball!

Loves sports If there's grass on the field, play ball!  Repressed Suburban Father

Says, "No pets allowed in the house!" secretly a furry

Says,

Agrees with right-wing wife Secretly votes democrat

Agrees with right-wing wife Secretly votes democrat  Repressed Suburban Father

Chicago Air and Water Show Fuck yeah

Chicago Air and Water Show Fuck yeah  Repressed Suburban Father

should have accepted the invitation from hells angels

should have accepted the invitation from hells angels  Repressed Suburban Father

why would i tell him sams net wet worth when you wont fund jeremy

why would i tell him sams net wet worth when you wont fund jeremy  Repressed Suburban Father

makes love once a month to wife fantasizes about boysenberry pancake syrup-covered sex

makes love once a month to wife fantasizes about boysenberry pancake syrup-covered sex   Repressed Suburban Father

Protests violent games owns all games that he rallies against

Protests violent games owns all games that he rallies against  Repressed Suburban Father
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