Ridiculously Photogenic Metal Fan

Goes to a Nicklaback concert becomes main attraction

Goes to a Nicklaback concert becomes main attraction  Ridiculously Photogenic Metal Fan

Slayer sees him in the front row Immediately break into "I wanna hold your hand"

Slayer  sees him in the front row Immediately break into

MASTER! MASTER! here's the dream that you've been after

MASTER! MASTER! here's the dream that you've been after  Ridiculously Photogenic Metal Fan

peace sells got it for free

peace sells got it for free  Ridiculously Photogenic Metal Fan

Goes to see Pantera live Pantera plays live so they can see him

Goes to see Pantera live Pantera plays live so they can see him  Ridiculously Photogenic Metal Fan

Tells nickleback their music isn't very good They breakup

Tells nickleback their music isn't very good They breakup   Ridiculously Photogenic Metal Fan

that blows

that blows   Ridiculously Photogenic Metal Fan

it may be raining blood but he brought an umbrella for you

it may be raining blood but he brought an umbrella for you  Ridiculously Photogenic Metal Fan

You Know how to play the songs of my people

You Know how to play the songs of my people  Ridiculously Photogenic Metal Fan

The Church-goers love him because he honors the Sabbath

The Church-goers love him because he honors the Sabbath  Ridiculously Photogenic Metal Fan
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