Ridiculously Unlucky Marathoner

"Son do not run marathon" "Nah dad i got this shit"

Train for 3 months to run a marathon, Fall in mud during first leg of the race. Every one assumes you shit yourself

Train for 3 months to run a marathon, Fall in mud during first leg of the race. 
Every one assumes you shit yourself  Ridiculously Unlucky Marathoner

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notices Ridiculously Photogenic guy memes are still being made shits himself

notices Ridiculously Photogenic guy memes are still being made shits himself  Ridiculously Unlucky Marathoner

It's Cool All Runners Do iT

It's Cool All Runners Do iT  Ridiculously Unlucky Marathoner

"alright, if i can run a marathon i will clearly get all the pussy, like rpg" -bad luck brian

i can hold it

i can hold it  Ridiculously Unlucky Marathoner

Take Ex-Lax They Said It makes you faster they said

Take Ex-Lax They Said It makes you faster they said  Ridiculously Unlucky Marathoner

Running to win back ex-fiance See's her with Ridiculously photogenic man.

Running to win back ex-fiance See's her with Ridiculously photogenic man.  Ridiculously Unlucky Marathoner

bathroom... just... around...corner ... can... make it ... if... I... concentrate... gaaaaaaaauuuuuuuugggghhhh!!!!!

bathroom... just... around...corner ... can... make it ... if... I... concentrate... gaaaaaaaauuuuuuuugggghhhh!!!!!  Ridiculously Unlucky Marathoner
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