Ron Swanson on birthdays

it is your birthday.

 it is your birthday.  Ron Swanson on birthdays

The whole thing is a scam Birthdays were created by Hallmark to sell cards

The whole thing is a scam Birthdays were created by Hallmark to sell cards  Ron Swanson on birthdays

The whole thing is a scam Birthdays were created by Hallmark to sell cards

The whole thing is a scam Birthdays were created by Hallmark to sell cards  Ron Swanson on birthdays

I'm a simple man I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.

I'm a simple man I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.  Ron Swanson on birthdays

It is your Birthday Drink all the whiskey. Clear liquor is for rich women on diets.

It is your Birthday Drink all the whiskey.
Clear liquor is for rich women on diets.  Ron Swanson on birthdays

you're getting even older than my ex-wife, Tammy. And believe me, she's old. and she's a bitch.

you're getting even older than my ex-wife, Tammy. And believe me, she's old. and she's a bitch.  Ron Swanson on birthdays

I would slap you, but that's animal abuse.

I would slap you, but that's animal abuse.  Ron Swanson on birthdays

On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.

On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.  Ron Swanson on birthdays

How long did it take you to come up with that one?

How long did it take you to come up with that one?
   Ron Swanson on birthdays

Wow you have just achieved a new level of dumb.

Wow you have just achieved a new level of dumb.  Ron Swanson on birthdays
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