Ron Swanson

Real men never shave.... bellow the neck

Real men never shave....

 bellow the neck   Ron Swanson

Are the scissors broken at your house, Son?



 Are the scissors broken at your house, Son?  Ron Swanson

Once a year, every branch of this government meets in a room and announces what they intend to waste taxpayer money on. For a libertarian such as myself, it's philosophically horrifying. They also really cheap out on the snacks. Hydrax cookies? Did you kn

Once a year, every branch of this government meets in a room and announces what they intend to waste taxpayer money on. For a libertarian such as myself, it's philosophically horrifying. They also really cheap out on the snacks. Hydrax cookies? Did you kn  Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson's 10 Tips For A Prosperous Life: 1. Engage in romantic love 2. Say “please” and “thank you” 3. Carry a hanky 4. Eat red meat 5. Get a hobby 6. Go outside

              Ron Swanson's 10 Tips For A Prosperous Life:                                         1. Engage in romantic love
2. Say “please” and “thank you”
3. Carry a hanky
4. Eat red meat


 5. Get a hobby
6. Go outside
          Ron Swanson

Some men just want to watch the wood burn

Some men just want to watch the wood burn

   Ron Swanson

This is America. Voting is your civic duty. If you prefer not to be bothered, you may ship out to communist China.

This is America. Voting is your civic duty. If you prefer not to be bothered, you may ship out to communist China.  Ron Swanson

There's only one thing I hate worse than lying. Skim Milk, which is just water lying about being milk.

There's only one thing I hate worse than lying. Skim Milk, which is just water lying about being milk.  Ron Swanson

One does not simply NOT eat all the bacon and eggs

One does not simply NOT eat all the bacon and eggs  Ron Swanson

The only ways to motivate people are money, hunger and fear

The only ways to motivate people are money, hunger and fear 

   Ron Swanson

Skim Milk is just water lying about being milk

Skim Milk is just water lying about being milk  Ron Swanson
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