Ron Swanson

All dogs are man's best friend 4/10 at best

All dogs are man's best friend 4/10 at best  Ron Swanson

The government should not bailout a failing business. That would be like giving food to a mortally wounded animal instead of slitting its throat and properly using is meat and pelt.

The government should not bailout a failing business. That would be like giving food to a mortally wounded animal instead of slitting its throat and properly using is meat and pelt.  Ron Swanson

The only thing I hate worse than lying is skim milk. It's water lying about being milk.

The only thing I hate worse than lying is skim milk. 
 It's water lying about being milk.  Ron Swanson

i regret nothing.


i regret nothing.
   Ron Swanson

What's my favorite firearm? A trebuchet

What's my favorite firearm?
 A trebuchet  Ron Swanson

Yes, my problems are first world problems. That's where I live.

Yes, my problems are first world problems.

 That's where I live.  Ron Swanson

Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye. Happy Birthday!

Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye.
 Happy Birthday!  Ron Swanson

TOFU? son that's just a small step sideways from a mouthful of dick

TOFU? son that's just a small step sideways from a mouthful of dick  Ron Swanson

reminds me of when my dad made me choose which of my pet calves to slaughter with my own hands for my sixth birthday. I couldn't choose. so i slaughtered both of them....they were delicious

reminds me of when my dad made me choose which of my pet calves to slaughter with my own hands for my sixth birthday. I couldn't choose.
 so i slaughtered both of them....they were delicious  Ron Swanson

I know the show is funny.



 I know the show is funny.  Ron Swanson
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