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Ron Swanson

Don't trust big banks or small banks Banks are Ponzi schemes run by morons

Don't trust big banks or small banks Banks are Ponzi schemes run by morons Ron Swanson
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Thinkin' I dick down the whole town Even though I got Dick to go 'Round

Thinkin' I dick down the whole town Even though I got Dick to go 'Round Ron Swanson
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It's like doing peyote and sneezing slowly for 6 hours

It's like doing peyote and sneezing slowly for 6 hours Ron Swanson
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Hey girl, I know you're having a hard time getting your resume down to one page because of your accomplishments. let's figure out some smart cuts after cuddling through Downton Abbey

Hey girl, I know you're having a hard time getting your resume down to one page because of your accomplishments. let's figure out some smart cuts after cuddling through Downton Abbey Ron Swanson
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There's no shame in attacking a criminal's bean bag

There's no shame in attacking a criminal's bean bag Ron Swanson
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When I walked in this morning I saw that the flag was at half mast, I though, ‘All right, another bureaucrat ate it!’ And then I saw it was Lil’ Sebastian. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.”

When I walked in this morning I saw that the flag was at half mast, I though, ‘All right, another bureaucrat ate it!’ And then I saw it was Lil’ Sebastian. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.” Ron Swanson
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the government should not prop up a failed business that would be like giving food to a mortally wounded animal instead of slitting its throat and properly utilizing its meat and pelts.

the government should not prop up a failed business that would be like giving food to a mortally wounded animal instead of slitting its throat and properly utilizing its meat and pelts. Ron Swanson
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I'd like a steak With a side of steak

I'd like a steak With a side of steak Ron Swanson
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There's only one thing I hate more than lying and that's skim milk. skim milk is water lying about being milk

There's only one thing I hate more than lying and that's skim milk. skim milk is water lying about being milk Ron Swanson
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If there were more food and fewer people This will be a perfect party

If there were more food and fewer people This will be a perfect party Ron Swanson
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