Sad Keanu

god damn it i miss bill

god damn it i miss bill  Sad Keanu

WYLD STALLYNS could have been huge

WYLD STALLYNS could have been huge  Sad Keanu

hm... tastes like chicken. smells like tuna... ...yet... that bitch

hm... tastes like chicken. smells like tuna...
 ...yet...  that bitch  Sad Keanu

What just landed on my sandwich? That bird pooped on it.

What just landed on my sandwich? That bird pooped
on it.  Sad Keanu

i recorded an album in my grandma's honor after she passed away. I called it "life support - unplugged"

i recorded an album in my grandma's honor after she passed away.
I called it

And then she asked me: "why did the chicken cross the road?" How was i supposed to know?

And then she asked me:

if arbys is good mood food then why do i still feel like shit?

if arbys is good mood food then why do i still feel like shit?  Sad Keanu

My wife says picking my nose is disgusting. So now I have to do it myself.

My wife says picking my nose is disgusting. 
 So now I have to do it myself.  Sad Keanu

Reddit is in read-only mode? I can't read

Reddit is in read-only mode? I can't read  Sad Keanu

I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection My yo-yo, it never came back

I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection  My yo-yo, it never came back  Sad Keanu
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