Sad Vader

I shouldn't have wrecked my Tie fighter Now I have to take the subway to work

I shouldn't have wrecked my Tie fighter Now I have to take the subway to work  Sad Vader

they asked me at the audition if i had memorized any soliloquy all i could remember was "this is cnn"

they asked me at the audition if i had memorized any soliloquy all i could remember was

with fathers day coming up. the worst thing you can hear is "your not my father"

with fathers day coming up. the worst thing you can hear is

what a fucking dick

 what a fucking dick  Sad Vader

Cut of sons hand Surprised when he does not accept that I am his father

Cut of sons hand Surprised when he does not accept that I am his father  Sad Vader

My master said i was strong in the force, "we colud rule the galaxy!" he said... then he tells my own son to replace my by killing me.

My master said i was strong in the force,

My head itches *sigh*

My head itches *sigh*
  Sad Vader

Unemployment Sucks DICK!

Unemployment Sucks DICK!  Sad Vader

no d size alkalines at the store she's not gonna like this

no d size alkalines at the store she's not gonna like this  Sad Vader

Maybe taking the bus wont be so bad *sigh*

Maybe taking the bus wont be so bad *sigh*
  Sad Vader
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