Samantha Brick

pandas refuse to have sex Unless there is a picture of me in front of them

pandas refuse to have sex Unless there is a picture of me in front of them  Samantha Brick

Cannot be looked at with the naked eye as the subsequent rush of blood to the testees would rupture them

Cannot be looked at with the naked eye as the subsequent rush of blood to the testees would rupture them  Samantha Brick

Thinks women hate her because of her looks Writes articles about how beautiful she is

Thinks women hate her because of her looks Writes articles about how beautiful she is  Samantha Brick

Jessica Alba doesn't speak to me anymore, i think we all know why

Jessica Alba doesn't speak to me anymore, i think we all know why  Samantha Brick

Hi, I'm Samantha Brick and.. i shout out my own name during sex

Hi, I'm Samantha Brick and.. i shout out my own name during sex  Samantha Brick

When you see it you'll shit bricks

When you see it you'll shit bricks  Samantha Brick

i am surprised you can look at my picture without getting an erection you must be homosexual

i am surprised you can look at my picture without getting an erection you must be homosexual  Samantha Brick

Hi, I'm Samantha Brick and my face is so pretty that when men talk to me, i have to say "Ahem, my tits are down here"

Hi, I'm Samantha Brick   and my face is so pretty that when men talk to me, i have to say

Brick and the Beast

 Brick and the Beast  Samantha Brick

Samantha Brick "Haters gonna hate"

Samantha Brick
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