Samantha Brick

Did you notice... ...I only have one boob

Did you notice... ...I only have one boob  Samantha Brick

When i got married even The Priest asked for my number

When i got married  even The Priest asked for my number  Samantha Brick

Chuck Norris once tried to ask me out and stammered

Chuck Norris once tried to ask me out  and stammered  Samantha Brick

I can't do charity work Even homeless men keep giving me things

I can't do charity work Even homeless men keep giving me things  Samantha Brick

Beautiful Are you kidding me? The British think she's ugly! stop sterotyping dickheads!!!!

Beautiful Are you kidding me? The British think she's ugly! stop sterotyping dickheads!!!!  Samantha Brick

I can attribute every bad thing that has ever happened to me to my astonishing Beauty

I can attribute every bad thing that has ever happened to me to my astonishing Beauty  Samantha Brick

Hi, I'm Samantha Brick And I fart fairies.

Hi, I'm Samantha Brick  And I fart fairies.
  Samantha Brick

Could have had Brad Pitt Went for a fat Frenchman

Could have had Brad Pitt Went for a fat Frenchman  Samantha Brick

the sisterhood should finally stop judging me so harshly on what I look like, and instead accept me for who I am. Mary beard is too ugly lol

the sisterhood should finally stop judging me so harshly on what I look like, and instead accept me for who I am. Mary beard is too ugly lol  Samantha Brick

Hi, I'm Samantha Brick and.. and Windows was my idea,,,That way everybody can see me

Hi, I'm Samantha Brick and..  and Windows was my idea,,,That way everybody can see me  Samantha Brick
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