Sarcastic Librarian

ask if you can borrow her internet "bring it back when you're done."

ask if you can borrow her internet

Sees student approaching points to stapler

Sees student approaching points to stapler  Sarcastic Librarian

Of course you can borrow a pen! If by "pen" you mean "golf pencil"

Of course you can borrow a pen! If by

tell her you really love her library "actually it's hell with fluorescent lighting."

tell her you really love her library

I wish I really could blind you with my library science.

 I wish I really could blind you with my library science.  Sarcastic Librarian

Easy there white chocolate, Wouldn't want you to melt!

Easy there white chocolate,
 Wouldn't want you to melt!  Sarcastic Librarian

I have a useless master's degree

 I have a useless master's degree  Sarcastic Librarian

Please Shut the fuck up

Please Shut the fuck up  Sarcastic Librarian

do you guys have a scanner? "sure, let me just pull it out of my ass."

do you guys have a scanner?

"Can I...." No. and shower next time.

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