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money is the root of all evil FALSE. that would be sauron

money is the root of all evil FALSE.  
that would be sauron  Schrute

"9/11 was a conspiracy" FALSE. YOU ARE A RETARDED ASSHOLE.

why do i have no girlfriend? Because racecar

why do i have no girlfriend? Because racecar  Schrute

"Knowledge is power" False. Rick Perry is governor of Texas.

School closed for staff and children IT department still has to show up

School closed for staff and children IT department still has to show up  Schrute

"I'm a massive cunt" Yes, one massive cunt.

mark sanchez sucks False. 3 years is not enough to correctly judge the success of an nfl quaterback

mark sanchez sucks False.
3 years is not enough to correctly judge the success of an nfl quaterback  Schrute

If life gives you water sugar, lemon juice, citric acid, flavourings, acidity regulator, preservative and antioxidant, make lemonade.

If life gives you water sugar, lemon juice, citric acid, flavourings, acidity regulator, preservative and antioxidant, make lemonade.   Schrute

rooney did weed? FALSE. dirty jew did

rooney did weed? FALSE.  
dirty jew did  Schrute

E-mails that he will sign off report right away Takes all day

E-mails that he will sign off report right away Takes all day  Schrute
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