Schrute

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take? false. division by zero is undefined.

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take?
 false.
division by zero is undefined.  Schrute

I'll get that bitch glasses... bitches love the glasses.

I'll get that bitch glasses... bitches love the glasses.  Schrute

Sun goes up, sun goes down? False. the earth rotates on its axis to create the illusion of the sun going up and down.

Sun goes up, sun goes down? False.
the earth rotates on its axis to create the illusion of the sun going up and down.  Schrute

Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

Before I do anything I ask myself  “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.  Schrute

A burnt child dreads fire. False. A burnt child is most probably dead, therefore cannot dread.

A burnt child dreads fire. False.
A burnt child is most probably dead, therefore cannot dread.  Schrute

NELSON IS BEST DINING HALL False. I'd rather eat the trash of Shively

NELSON IS BEST DINING HALL False.
I'd rather eat the trash 
of Shively  Schrute

PLANKING IS EXTREME. FALSE. YOU ARE JUST LYING DOWN stiffer then a catholic school boy at a priest convention.

PLANKING IS EXTREME. FALSE.  
YOU ARE JUST LYING DOWN stiffer then a catholic school boy at a priest convention.  Schrute

the noisy bird gets shot true, I like to shoot birds

the noisy bird gets shot true,  
I like to shoot birds  Schrute

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 8 9. FALSE. Numbers are manmade and inanimate. Therefore they cannot eat or feel fear.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 8 9. FALSE.  
Numbers are manmade and inanimate. Therefore they cannot eat or feel fear.  Schrute

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger false the final thing kills you

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger false the final thing kills you  Schrute
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