Schrute

a shooting star FALSE. stars are at the center of a solar system and do not move horizontally.

a shooting star FALSE.  
stars are at the center of a solar system and do not move horizontally.  Schrute

"Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star." False. The nearest star is over 4 light-years away.

Annoying lady in office Do everyone a favor and quit.

Annoying lady in office Do everyone a favor and quit.  Schrute

pull on my spirithood one more time... i dare you watch what happens

pull on my spirithood one more time...                i dare you watch what happens  Schrute

26th birthday? FALSE. You only had one birthday the rest were just anniversaries of the day you were born.

26th birthday? FALSE.  
You only had one birthday
the rest were just anniversaries 
of the day you were born.  Schrute

Now you're just somebody that i used to know? False.

Now you're just somebody that i used to know? False.   Schrute

Beats by Dr. Dre? FALSE. Beets by Dwight Shrute

Beats by Dr. Dre? FALSE.  
Beets by Dwight Shrute  Schrute

WHY YO PUSSY SMELL LIKE DAT LEAVE NOW !!!

WHY YO PUSSY SMELL LIKE DAT LEAVE NOW !!!  Schrute

saskia's a hot russian babe False. she's dutch and therefore no longer exempt from being ugly

saskia's a hot russian babe False.
she's dutch and therefore no longer exempt from being ugly  Schrute

"The table has been flipped" False. The table has turned vertically upside down.

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