Scumbag Army Recruiter

You want to be an Architect? Oh yeah dude the Army has those. You'll be doing real technical stuff, no combat for you boss. 12B.

You want to be an Architect? Oh yeah dude the Army has those. You'll be doing real technical  stuff, no combat for you boss. 12B.  Scumbag Army Recruiter

It's just like Call of duty, bro - you'll be a hero! C'mon, let me buy you Red Lobster and we'll sign this paperwork...

It's just like Call of duty, bro - you'll be a hero! C'mon, let me buy you Red Lobster and we'll sign this paperwork...  Scumbag Army Recruiter

Hi, I'm SSG Stalker. What's your address?

Hi, I'm SSG Stalker. What's your address?  Scumbag Army Recruiter

Got it - you want to be a 35N. We can do that! What are your second and third choices?

Got it - you want to be a 35N. We can do that! What are your second and third choices?  Scumbag Army Recruiter

Oh, nah - you'll be doing real technical stuff. No hard labor for you boss. 25L

Oh, nah - you'll be doing real technical stuff. No hard labor for you boss. 25L  Scumbag Army Recruiter

Oh, yeah, we can hook you up with a station abroad. Afghanistan

Oh, yeah, we can hook you up with a station abroad. Afghanistan  Scumbag Army Recruiter
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