Scumbag Bowels

Just Started your exam? Time to shit

Just Started your exam? Time to shit  Scumbag Bowels

Oh, hanging out with a hot girl? 10,000 PSI of farts coming your way, champ.

Oh, hanging out with a hot girl? 10,000 PSI of farts coming your way, champ.  Scumbag Bowels

In mid-wipe volcanic diarrhea

In mid-wipe volcanic diarrhea  Scumbag Bowels

Leaving for an important meeting? Time to shit

Leaving for an important meeting? Time to shit  Scumbag Bowels

Big interview in 5 minutes? Time to shit

Big interview in 5 minutes? Time to shit  Scumbag Bowels

Anxious? Time to shit

Anxious? Time to shit  Scumbag Bowels

Sitting next to a cute girl in your 2 hour lecture? I'm gonna make it sound like you're farting the whole time

Sitting next to a cute girl in your 2 hour lecture? I'm gonna make it sound like you're farting the whole time  Scumbag Bowels

"Hey bro, you need to poop." Lying

Need to shit fast? Gonna make you have to wipe 50 times

Need to shit fast? Gonna make you have to wipe 50 times  Scumbag Bowels

Closer you get to the bathroom Closer you get to shitting your pants

Closer you get to the bathroom Closer you get to shitting your pants  Scumbag Bowels
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