Scumbag Brain

Oh, did you accidentally bite your cheek? Maybe biting it again in the exact same place will make it feel better.

Oh, did you accidentally bite your cheek? Maybe biting it again in the exact same place will make it feel better.  Scumbag Brain

No, we're awake. No need to hit the snooze.

No, we're awake. No need to hit the snooze.   Scumbag Brain

hey, you smell that delicious expensive dinner someone is working hard to cook for you? screw that, lets get some cravings for two dollar ramen in here

hey, you smell that delicious expensive dinner someone is working hard to cook for you? screw that, lets get some cravings for two dollar ramen in here  Scumbag Brain

Wants to become a doctor Excels in every subject except math and science

Wants to become a doctor Excels in every subject except math and science  Scumbag Brain

Do you notice that saliva in your mouth? better swallow every second to get rid of it.

Do you notice that saliva in your mouth? better swallow every second to get rid of it.   Scumbag Brain

SHIT IT'S 9:30 WAKE UP! Ahhh, just kidding it's 7:15

SHIT IT'S 9:30 WAKE UP! Ahhh, just kidding it's 7:15  Scumbag Brain

oh you're trying to get over your ex? let me bombard you with every happy memory you have with him.

oh you're trying to get over your ex? let me bombard you with every happy memory you have with him.  Scumbag Brain

Oh your trying to write a report that you have to hand in in a couple of hours i'm just going to shut down and make you forget all the facts that you remembered so you fail

Oh your trying to write a report that you have to hand in in a couple of hours i'm just going to shut down and make you forget all the facts that you remembered so you fail  Scumbag Brain

decides a particular song is our new favorite lets play it nonstop until we hate it

decides a particular song is our new favorite lets play it nonstop until we hate it  Scumbag Brain

Has a vivid sex dream with your bestfriend's gf

Has a vivid sex dream with your bestfriend's gf   Scumbag Brain
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