Scumbag Brain

Reminds you to make coffee the second you wake up. Lets you forget your cup when you leave.

Reminds you to make coffee
the second you wake up. Lets you forget your cup 
when you leave.  Scumbag Brain

We get it! You have weird sleep patterns. Join the fucking club!

We get it! You have weird sleep patterns. Join the fucking club!    Scumbag Brain

Doesn't realize joke's perverted... until after it's sent

Doesn't realize joke's
perverted... until after it's sent   Scumbag Brain

Trying to Study for a test facebook status more fun. Yawn

Trying to Study for a test facebook status more fun. Yawn  Scumbag Brain

Thinks of perfect place to put things so you won't forget Where the fuck is my stuff?

Thinks of perfect place to put things so you won't forget Where the fuck is my stuff?   Scumbag Brain

Lose 20 pounds by careful dieting and sacrifice, look in mirror. SORRY BRO, CAN'T TELL A DIFFERNCE

Lose 20 pounds by careful dieting and sacrifice, look in mirror. SORRY BRO, CAN'T TELL A DIFFERNCE   Scumbag Brain

Where are your fucking keys!? Are they in your room? Maybe the desk, check the table, they could be in the bathroom, try your pants from yesterday, how about the counter!!! Oh that's right.... they're right there in your hand.

Where are your fucking keys!? Are they in your room? Maybe the desk,  check the table, they could be in the bathroom, try your pants from yesterday, how about the counter!!! Oh that's right.... they're right there in your hand.   Scumbag Brain

Volunteers to answer question in class for participation points Hasn't been paying attention the entire class

Volunteers to answer question in class for participation points Hasn't been paying attention the entire class   Scumbag Brain

we have to get stuff done today but let's go on the internet for 3 hours first

we have to get stuff done today but let's go on the internet for 3 hours first  Scumbag Brain

Oral presentation in front of class "Here, have a boner"

Oral presentation in front of class
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