Scumbag Brain

Oh you have a bruise? Let's keep poking it to check it still hurts...

Oh you have a bruise? Let's keep poking it to check it still hurts...  Scumbag Brain

Obama does AMA Reads each response in his voice

Obama does AMA Reads each response in his voice  Scumbag Brain

Almost to work forgot cellphone

Almost to work forgot cellphone  Scumbag Brain

alarm battery died I better wake this idiot up so he doesn't miss his first lecture

alarm battery died I better wake this idiot up so he doesn't miss his first lecture  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're chewing gum? I'll tell stomach that food's coming. You must be hungry!

Oh, you're chewing gum?  I'll tell stomach that food's coming. You must be hungry!    Scumbag Brain

you're just talking with that girl? here comes a sudden urge to fart

you're just talking with that girl? here comes a sudden urge to fart   Scumbag Brain

Oh, so you're in the shower and you just finished washing your butt? I'll get a fart ready for you.

Oh, so you're in the shower and you just finished washing your butt? I'll get a fart ready for you.  Scumbag Brain

time to go to bed! "know what a good movie is? paranormal activity....2!"

time to go to bed!

Gets really excited about falling asleep two seconds before falling asleep

Gets really excited about falling asleep two seconds before falling asleep  Scumbag Brain

Your date has been in the bathroom for more than 10 minutes? she probably left through the window and won't come back

Your date has been in the bathroom for more than 10 minutes? she probably left through the window and won't come back  Scumbag Brain
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