Scumbag Brain

OK, time to close Reddit and be productive Better check Facebook before you get started

OK, time to close Reddit and be productive Better check Facebook before you get started  Scumbag Brain

Just shampooed hair No idea if hair has been shampooed

Just shampooed hair No idea if hair has been shampooed  Scumbag Brain

Hears symptoms of a deadly disease Makes you feel those symptoms

Hears symptoms of a deadly disease Makes you feel those symptoms   Scumbag Brain

Writing an essay all night: I'm so tired Playing a video game all night: let's keep going , bro

Writing an essay all night: I'm so tired Playing a video game all night: let's keep going , bro  Scumbag Brain

We came to the Library to look at Reddit Not write your 15 page Law paper

We came to the Library to look at Reddit Not write your 15 page Law paper  Scumbag Brain

Broken rib? no problem. i'll just find everything extra funny this month

Broken rib? no problem.  i'll just find everything extra funny this month   Scumbag Brain

Oh you just took a shower? Let me give you the urge to take a shit.

Oh you just took a shower? Let me give you the urge to take a shit.  Scumbag Brain

"You don't need to know this for the test" Instantly memorizes it instead of important things

fantasizes about a girl girl approaches, quick, escape!

fantasizes about a girl girl approaches, quick, escape!  Scumbag Brain

you're exhausted. Go to bed early and get a good nights rest. 2am: that was a great nap, wasn't it?

you're exhausted. Go to bed early and get a good nights rest. 2am: that was a great nap, wasn't it?   Scumbag Brain
Like us for More!