Scumbag Brain

nice bro, you're finally banging that chick aaand it's done. you only needed a minute right?

nice bro, you're finally banging that chick aaand it's done.  you only needed a minute right?  Scumbag Brain

Can function with two drunken hours of sleep on the weekends totally worthless with under ten of sleep during the week

Can function with two drunken hours of sleep on the weekends totally worthless with under ten of sleep during the week   Scumbag Brain

YOU'RE GETTING A TOOTHACHE BETTER KEEP BITING DOWN ON THAT TOOTH JUST TO BE SURE

YOU'RE GETTING A TOOTHACHE BETTER KEEP BITING DOWN ON THAT TOOTH JUST TO BE SURE  Scumbag Brain

Lets me eat as fast as i can stuff it into my face makes me gag on pills

Lets me eat as fast as i can stuff it into my face makes me gag on pills  Scumbag Brain

hey bro, i see you captured the hero and our diabolical plan is almost complete you should focus on this lengthy monologue

hey bro, i see you captured the hero and our diabolical plan is almost complete you should focus on this lengthy monologue  Scumbag Brain

GIVES YOU AMAZING DREAM WHILE SLEEPING FORGETS 5 MINUTES AFTER WAKING UP

GIVES YOU AMAZING DREAM WHILE SLEEPING FORGETS 5 MINUTES AFTER WAKING UP   Scumbag Brain

Remembers intricate plot details of epic fantasy series that takes years between new books coming out Can't remember how to code html from a class taken two terms ago

Remembers intricate plot details of epic fantasy series that takes years between new books coming out Can't remember how to code html from a class taken two terms ago  Scumbag Brain

This funeral is so sad Remember that super hot girl that you hooked up with?

This funeral is so sad Remember that super hot girl that you hooked up with?  Scumbag Brain

wide awake after sleeping 7 hrs. extremely tired if try another 10 min.

wide awake after sleeping 7 hrs. extremely tired if try another 10 min.  Scumbag Brain

You chose to wear sweats to school? Here take this boner, you might need it

You chose to wear sweats to school? Here take this boner, you might need it  Scumbag Brain
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