Scumbag Brain

super bored when you have lots of free time thinks of tons of fun things to do when you have a deadline

super bored when you have lots of free time  thinks of tons of fun things to do when you have a deadline  Scumbag Brain

something extremely minor went wrong? lets have it ruin our day

something extremely minor went wrong? lets have it ruin our day  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you got 15 minutes of homework done? Better reward yourself with 6 hours of aimless web surfing

Oh, you got 15 minutes of homework done? Better reward yourself with 6 hours of aimless web surfing   Scumbag Brain

Hey, it's that cute girl who talks to you sometimes Better clam up and not initiate conversation or even acknowledge her existence

Hey, it's that cute girl who talks to you sometimes Better clam up and not initiate conversation or even acknowledge her existence   Scumbag Brain

Hey, I noticed you are a uniquely talented individual. So I developed a mental disorder to balance things out.

Hey, I noticed you are a uniquely talented individual. So I developed a mental disorder to balance things out.   Scumbag Brain

Finger slips while wiping ass Bro, you should smell it

Finger slips while wiping ass Bro, you should smell it  Scumbag Brain

sets alarm for seven Wakes up at 4:00, 5:00 and 6:00 to check the time OVERSLEEPS

sets alarm for seven Wakes up at 4:00, 5:00 and 6:00 to check the time OVERSLEEPS  Scumbag Brain

Hey, I think your phone just buzzed in your pocket! just kidding, your phone isn't even in your pocket you fucking moron

Hey, I think your phone just buzzed in your pocket! just kidding, your phone isn't even in your pocket you fucking moron  Scumbag Brain

Girl you've been seeing isn't currently responding to a text "bro, She probably chose this exact moment to stop talking to you forever"

Girl you've been seeing isn't currently responding to a text

Hey, remember that funny part from that movie you saw? Let's explain it really badly so it doesn't sound funny at ALL

Hey, remember that funny part from that movie you saw? Let's explain it really badly so it doesn't sound funny at ALL  Scumbag Brain
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