Scumbag Brain

Write 5 page paper no problem Can't think of a one sentence text response

Write 5 page paper no problem Can't think of a one sentence text response  Scumbag Brain

mountains of data nowhere near as convincing as a friend's anecdote

mountains of data nowhere near as convincing as a friend's anecdote  Scumbag Brain

Im sorry she rejected you bro Let's think about all the great things you could have done together

Im sorry she rejected you bro Let's think about all the great things you could have done together   Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to study makes you go out and hang out with friends

Knows you have to study makes you go out and hang out with friends  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't need drugs wants drugs

Doesn't need drugs wants drugs  Scumbag Brain

So you bit your inner cheek? Better bite it during its healing process for the rest of the day

So you bit your inner cheek? Better bite it during its healing process for the rest of the day  Scumbag Brain

Dude you're really not that drunk, you should definitely rip a few more shots. hahaha...just kidding you blacked out a while ago, but you should call that one girl 6 or 7 times. It'll work bro, trust me.

Dude you're really not that drunk, you should definitely rip a few more shots. hahaha...just kidding you blacked out a while ago, but you should call that one girl 6 or 7 times. It'll work bro, trust me.  Scumbag Brain

You need to wake up at 7AM? Sure, I can wake you up at 3,4,5,6 and then 7:30

You need to wake up at 7AM? Sure, I can wake you up at 3,4,5,6 and then 7:30  Scumbag Brain

You have three papers and a presentation due tomorrow? Let's watch an hour-long documentary on Judy Garland instead!

You have three papers and a presentation due tomorrow? Let's watch an hour-long documentary on Judy Garland instead!  Scumbag Brain

First time hearing song. Thinks it knows the lyrics.

First time hearing song. Thinks it knows the lyrics.  Scumbag Brain
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