Scumbag Brain

Time to meet girlfriend's parents? here, enjoy this boner

Time to meet girlfriend's parents? here, enjoy this boner  Scumbag Brain

can contemplate eternity and contemplate itself contemplating eternity not sure if tired, hungry, sleepy or bored

can contemplate eternity and contemplate itself contemplating eternity not sure if tired, hungry, sleepy or bored   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're trying to sleep? Better remind yourself of how hopelessly alone you feel at the moment.. Good night!

Oh, you're trying to sleep? Better remind yourself of how hopelessly alone you feel at the moment.. Good night!   Scumbag Brain

Chapped lips? Just lick'em bro.

Chapped lips? Just lick'em bro.   Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to study makes you go out and hang out with friends

Knows you have to study makes you go out and hang out with friends  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't need drugs wants drugs

Doesn't need drugs wants drugs  Scumbag Brain

So you bit your inner cheek? Better bite it during its healing process for the rest of the day

So you bit your inner cheek? Better bite it during its healing process for the rest of the day  Scumbag Brain

Dude you're really not that drunk, you should definitely rip a few more shots. hahaha...just kidding you blacked out a while ago, but you should call that one girl 6 or 7 times. It'll work bro, trust me.

Dude you're really not that drunk, you should definitely rip a few more shots. hahaha...just kidding you blacked out a while ago, but you should call that one girl 6 or 7 times. It'll work bro, trust me.  Scumbag Brain

You need to wake up at 7AM? Sure, I can wake you up at 3,4,5,6 and then 7:30

You need to wake up at 7AM? Sure, I can wake you up at 3,4,5,6 and then 7:30  Scumbag Brain

You have three papers and a presentation due tomorrow? Let's watch an hour-long documentary on Judy Garland instead!

You have three papers and a presentation due tomorrow? Let's watch an hour-long documentary on Judy Garland instead!  Scumbag Brain
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