Scumbag Brain

Oh your finished your shower Now you need to take that dump

Oh your finished your shower  Now you need to take that dump    Scumbag Brain

can contemplate eternity and contemplate itself contemplating eternity not sure if tired, hungry, sleepy or bored

can contemplate eternity and contemplate itself contemplating eternity not sure if tired, hungry, sleepy or bored   Scumbag Brain

Gets through 20 years of alcohol, marijuana, and concussions can't handle one afternoon of bath salts

Gets through 20 years of alcohol, marijuana, and concussions can't handle one afternoon of bath salts  Scumbag Brain

"tonight would be a perfect night to shoot someone"

Time to meet girlfriend's parents? here, enjoy this boner

Time to meet girlfriend's parents? here, enjoy this boner  Scumbag Brain

closes reddit time to browse reddit

closes reddit time to browse reddit   Scumbag Brain

making out with a hot girl? this burp will come in handy

making out with a hot girl? this burp will come in handy  Scumbag Brain

knows you don't have school wakes you up at 6:45 anyway

knows you don't have school wakes you up at 6:45 anyway  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're trying to sleep? Better remind yourself of how hopelessly alone you feel at the moment.. Good night!

Oh, you're trying to sleep? Better remind yourself of how hopelessly alone you feel at the moment.. Good night!   Scumbag Brain

Chapped lips? Just lick'em bro.

Chapped lips? Just lick'em bro.   Scumbag Brain
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