Scumbag Brain

"hey you know all those words in your huge vocabulary?" Here's "Thingy"

Remember that girl that treated us like shit and broke your heart? I miss her

Remember that girl that treated us like shit and broke your heart? I miss her  Scumbag Brain

Remembers every single mission from a game you played 4 years ago Can't remember a single math formula

Remembers every single mission from a game you played 4 years ago Can't remember a single math formula  Scumbag Brain

Get to bed early cause of your plans tomorrow LOL just kidding, too anxious to sleep

Get to bed early cause of your plans tomorrow LOL just kidding, too anxious to sleep  Scumbag Brain

Finally over Ex Dream about being in love with them

Finally over Ex Dream about being in love with them  Scumbag Brain

Hey, don't bother writing that great idea down I'll make sure you remember it later

Hey, don't bother writing that great idea down I'll make sure you remember it later  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't want to get in the shower Doesn't want to get out of the shower

Doesn't want to get in the shower Doesn't want to get out of the shower   Scumbag Brain

oh you want to go talk to that cute girl? Its dangerous to go alone, here take this stammer and hard-on.

oh you want to go talk to that cute girl? Its dangerous to go alone, here take this stammer and hard-on.  Scumbag Brain

I see we still have 30 minutes of sleep until the alarm goes off Better wake you up every 2 minutes to see how much sleep you still have

I see we still have 30 minutes of sleep until the alarm goes off Better wake you up every 2 minutes to see how much sleep you still have  Scumbag Brain

Remember that place you put that thing so you wouldn't forget it? Yeah, me neither.

Remember that place you put that thing so you wouldn't forget it? Yeah, me neither.   Scumbag Brain
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