Scumbag Brain

makes you have to pee notices someone standing at the urinal next to you, decides you better wait

makes you have to pee notices someone standing at the urinal next to you, decides you better wait  Scumbag Brain

Sorry about that full length nightmare I gave you Here's an erotic dream to cheer you up 15 seconds before your alarm.

Sorry about that full length nightmare I gave you Here's an erotic dream to cheer you up 15 seconds before your alarm.  Scumbag Brain

Hey, how about I give you all tons of motivation today of all days Oh, and here's this migraine, it should help

Hey, how about I give you all tons of motivation today of all days Oh, and here's this migraine, it should help   Scumbag Brain

That password is invalid? just make a new one, don't bother writing it down either, you'll remember it

That password is invalid? just make a new one, don't bother writing it down either, you'll remember it  Scumbag Brain

Your white skin burns easily Lets try tanning again

Your white skin burns easily Lets try tanning again  Scumbag Brain

Having sex for the first time since your ex? Why don't you just call this girl by her name.

Having sex for the first time since your ex? Why don't you just call this girl by her name.   Scumbag Brain

Oh you have a shit ton of things to do before your company comes in 30 minutes? Let's masturbate instead.

Oh you have a shit ton of things to do before your company comes in 30 minutes? Let's masturbate instead.   Scumbag Brain

Probably going to start eating healthy and excercising tomorrow... maybe! Better binge eat like there was no tomorrow, just in case. That'll get me off to a good start!

Probably going to start eating healthy and excercising tomorrow... maybe! Better binge eat like there was no tomorrow, just in case. That'll get me off to a good start!   Scumbag Brain

finally getting over the girl you love quick, let's dream about her for 3 nights in a row

finally getting over
the girl you love quick, let's dream about her
for 3 nights in a row  Scumbag Brain

OH, YOU JUST HAD A SHOWER? LET ME MAKE SURE YOUR NEXT POOP IS EXTRA MOIST

OH, YOU JUST HAD A SHOWER?  LET ME MAKE SURE YOUR NEXT POOP IS EXTRA MOIST  Scumbag Brain
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