Scumbag Brain

cant stay awake at boyfriends house wide awake the rest of the night back home

cant stay awake at boyfriends house                    wide awake the rest of the night back  home  Scumbag Brain

Waited all day to have sex with wife Bedtime, it only wants to sleep

Waited all day to have sex with wife Bedtime, it only wants to sleep  Scumbag Brain

Exactly the weight I want to be Still has a feeling of jealousy when seeing thinner girls

Exactly the weight I want to be Still has a feeling of jealousy when seeing thinner girls   Scumbag Brain

Puts down soda to go check for something in car. Realizes it's looking for its soda in the car.

Puts down soda to go check for something in car. Realizes it's looking for its soda in the car.  Scumbag Brain

Feel drowsy and tired all day Wide awake lying in bed

Feel drowsy and tired all day Wide awake lying in bed   Scumbag Brain

Gets Twitter to post awesome thoughts on shit Only tweets Aesop lyrics Caption 4 goes here

Gets Twitter to post awesome thoughts on shit Only tweets Aesop lyrics  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

You say you haven't had a craving for cigarettes all day? Suddenly stressed out for no reason

You say you haven't had a craving for cigarettes all day? Suddenly stressed out for no reason   Scumbag Brain

Knows exactly what coins will make up the $.89 of customer's change in less than a second Makes you completely forget to hand them the other $24.00

Knows exactly what coins will make up the $.89 of customer's change in less than a second Makes you completely forget to hand them the other $24.00  Scumbag Brain

Oh laying on your stomach are we? go ahead have a raging boner

Oh laying on your stomach are we? go ahead have a raging boner  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have something important to finish? Might I suggest every other semi-productive activity you won't feel guilty for doing but won't get you any closer to your goal?

Oh, you have something important to finish? Might I suggest every other semi-productive activity you won't feel guilty for doing but won't get you any closer to your goal?   Scumbag Brain
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