Scumbag Brain

try to forget the girl that you love but hurts you? let's dream with her everyday

try to forget the girl that you love but hurts you? 
 let's dream with her everyday   Scumbag Brain

First day of classes? Here are some terrifying dreams about every single thing that could go horribly wrong

First day of classes? Here are some terrifying dreams about every single thing that could go horribly wrong  Scumbag Brain

Remember that girl you thought you were over? Allow me to remind you of her in this dream

Remember that girl you thought you were over? Allow me to remind you of her in this dream  Scumbag Brain

Walking up to people to say hi "hey bro, remember what your voice sounded like before puberty?"

Walking up to people to say hi

'hey buddy...can i spend the night?' Squishy, moist and stains your couch

'hey buddy...can i spend the night?' Squishy, moist and stains your couch  Scumbag Brain

Knows calculus Doesn't know why you went to the kitchen

Knows calculus Doesn't know why you went to the kitchen  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to get up early keeps you awake all night worrying about not getting enough sleep

Knows you have to get up early  keeps you awake all night worrying about not getting enough sleep  Scumbag Brain

Keeps you up when you want to fall asleep Can't keep your eyes open when you want to stay up

Keeps you up when you want to fall asleep Can't keep your eyes open when you want to stay up  Scumbag Brain

oh, your hand is plastered. do you want to play guitar hero?

oh, your hand is plastered. do you want to play guitar hero?  Scumbag Brain

wow! Life is precious and rare! Forget about it.

wow!
Life is precious and rare! Forget about it.  Scumbag Brain
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