Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to get up early keeps you awake all night worrying about not getting enough sleep

Knows you have to get up early  keeps you awake all night worrying about not getting enough sleep  Scumbag Brain

have a sore throat better swallow every second just to be sure

have a sore throat better swallow every second just to be sure   Scumbag Brain

sets alarm for seven Wakes up at 4:00, 5:00 and 6:00 to check the time OVERSLEEPS

sets alarm for seven Wakes up at 4:00, 5:00 and 6:00 to check the time OVERSLEEPS  Scumbag Brain

Evolved Doesn't believe in evolution

Evolved Doesn't believe in evolution  Scumbag Brain

saw some bugs in your house? better make every hair on your body hypersensitive

saw some bugs in your house? better make every hair on your body hypersensitive  Scumbag Brain

Hates people gets lonely

Hates people gets lonely  Scumbag Brain

Busy day tomorrow? Let's have an awkward sex dream about everyone you have to see tomorrow

Busy day tomorrow? Let's have an awkward sex dream about everyone you have to see tomorrow  Scumbag Brain

Need a good nights sleep? Why not obsess over that social mistake you made in grade 6

Need a good nights sleep? Why not obsess over that social mistake you made in grade 6  Scumbag Brain

Wait, she's crazy? Too late, already rerouted the blood to your dick.

Wait, she's crazy? Too late, already rerouted the blood to your dick.  Scumbag Brain

Convinces you to do something Then makes you feel bad for doing it

Convinces you to do something Then makes you feel bad for doing it  Scumbag Brain
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