Scumbag Brain

Hey check the fridge for food. Oh there's nothing? Check again in 15 seconds

Hey check the fridge for food. Oh there's nothing? Check again in 15 seconds  Scumbag Brain

finally gets to sleep after a long day hey lets wake up every hour thinking you overslept for work

finally gets to sleep after a long day hey lets wake up every hour thinking you overslept for work  Scumbag Brain

Here, let me think up this almost impossible scenario And make you feel bad about yourself when it doesn't play out

Here, let me think up this almost impossible scenario And make you feel bad about yourself when it doesn't play out  Scumbag Brain

In a panic because you lost something? Forget to look in place it always is

In a panic because you lost something? Forget to look in place it always is  Scumbag Brain

Hears someone urinating while drinking something "Wait, are you drinking piss?"

Hears someone urinating while drinking something

You have a lot of homework to do and two finals to study for before tomorrow? Here, let my remind you that MySpace exists and how funny it would be to look at all of your friends' old pages. Also, Daylight savings time.

You have a lot of homework to do and two finals to study for before tomorrow? Here, let my remind you that MySpace exists and how funny it would be to look at all of your friends' old pages. Also, Daylight savings time.  Scumbag Brain

Her stomach wasn't that big last time you saw her Ask her if she's pregnant.

Her stomach wasn't that big last time you saw her Ask her if she's pregnant.  Scumbag Brain

Tells you that you're tired but refuses to turn off so I can sleep

Tells you that you're tired but refuses to turn off so I can sleep   Scumbag Brain

procrastinates when your doing nothing wants to be productive when your busy

procrastinates when your doing nothing wants to be productive when your busy  Scumbag Brain

You're an atheist? That catholic girl over there sure is cute

You're an atheist? That catholic girl over there sure is cute  Scumbag Brain
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