Scumbag Brain

Walk through a spiderweb. Spider in your hair! No, shirt! It's in your hair again! AAAAAHHHH!

Walk through a spiderweb. Spider in your hair! No, shirt! It's in your hair again! AAAAAHHHH!   Scumbag Brain

Hears someone urinating while drinking something "Wait, are you drinking piss?"

Hears someone urinating while drinking something

You have a lot of homework to do and two finals to study for before tomorrow? Here, let my remind you that MySpace exists and how funny it would be to look at all of your friends' old pages. Also, Daylight savings time.

You have a lot of homework to do and two finals to study for before tomorrow? Here, let my remind you that MySpace exists and how funny it would be to look at all of your friends' old pages. Also, Daylight savings time.  Scumbag Brain

Her stomach wasn't that big last time you saw her Ask her if she's pregnant.

Her stomach wasn't that big last time you saw her Ask her if she's pregnant.  Scumbag Brain

Tells you that you're tired but refuses to turn off so I can sleep

Tells you that you're tired but refuses to turn off so I can sleep   Scumbag Brain

procrastinates when your doing nothing wants to be productive when your busy

procrastinates when your doing nothing wants to be productive when your busy  Scumbag Brain

You're an atheist? That catholic girl over there sure is cute

You're an atheist? That catholic girl over there sure is cute  Scumbag Brain

Finals period: SO TIRED Not finals period: INSOMNIA

Finals period: SO TIRED Not finals period: INSOMNIA   Scumbag Brain

hears your alarm clock going off gives you a dream about alarm clocks instead of waking you up

hears your alarm clock going off gives you a dream about alarm clocks instead of waking you up  Scumbag Brain

HEART ATTACK! Jk, harmless panic attack

HEART ATTACK! Jk, harmless panic attack   Scumbag Brain
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