Scumbag Brain

Vestibular sense disagreeing with your visual sense? Let me help you with that by making you violently ill

Vestibular sense disagreeing with your visual sense? Let me help you with that by making you violently ill  Scumbag Brain

Hey check the fridge for food. Oh there's nothing? Check again in 15 seconds

Hey check the fridge for food. Oh there's nothing? Check again in 15 seconds  Scumbag Brain

finally gets to sleep after a long day hey lets wake up every hour thinking you overslept for work

finally gets to sleep after a long day hey lets wake up every hour thinking you overslept for work  Scumbag Brain

Here, let me think up this almost impossible scenario And make you feel bad about yourself when it doesn't play out

Here, let me think up this almost impossible scenario And make you feel bad about yourself when it doesn't play out  Scumbag Brain

In a panic because you lost something? Forget to look in place it always is

In a panic because you lost something? Forget to look in place it always is  Scumbag Brain

Remembers Exgirlfriend's phone number Forgets Social Security number

Remembers Exgirlfriend's phone number Forgets Social Security number  Scumbag Brain

No problem, brah

 No problem, brah  Scumbag Brain

Remembers the formula to solve the question Right after the midterm

Remembers the formula to solve the question Right after the midterm   Scumbag Brain

oh, you woke up an hour and a half before your alarm goes off? Let's stay awake to think about all of your failures and then fall asleep 10 minutes before you have to get up.

oh, you woke up an hour and a half before your alarm goes off? Let's stay awake to think about all of your failures and then fall asleep 10 minutes before you have to get up.   Scumbag Brain

Enjoying A Great First Date "Hey, remember how great your ex was?"

Enjoying A Great First Date
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