Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know that guy you rejected? Now that it's too late, Let's start noticing all the good things about him until you hate yourself for turning him down

Hey, you know that guy you rejected? Now that it's too late, Let's start noticing all the good things about him until you hate yourself for turning him down   Scumbag Brain

Oh, the new Bond movie comes out tomorrow? Let's unconsciously text your ex and ask if she wants to see it together like old times.

Oh, the new Bond movie comes out tomorrow? Let's unconsciously text your ex and ask if she wants to see it together like old times.  Scumbag Brain

Know that can of soda you finished drinking 5 minutes ago? There is definitely some soda still in there.

Know that can of soda you finished drinking 5 minutes ago? There is definitely some soda still in there.  Scumbag Brain

You have an important meeting today that will make a good first impression and have a huge impact on your future? Forget about it

You have an important meeting today that will make a good first impression and have a huge impact on your future? Forget about it  Scumbag Brain

Finally get a hot, caring, and loving girlfriend? Here's some acne, depression, and low self esteem.

Finally get a hot, caring, and loving girlfriend? Here's some acne, depression, and low self esteem.  Scumbag Brain

Sweet girlfriend you just got Now we should think about her breaking up with you

Sweet girlfriend you just got Now we should think about her breaking up with you  Scumbag Brain

You left your wallet at the register and someone's going to steal your money and identity and your life will be ruined jk lolz I found it

You left your wallet at the register and someone's going to steal your money and identity and your life will be ruined jk lolz I found it  Scumbag Brain

oh your boyfriend hasnt texted back in 5 minutes lets start thinking hes cheating on you

oh your boyfriend hasnt texted back in 5 minutes lets start thinking hes cheating on you  Scumbag Brain

You're tired, you should take a nap. Just kidding, now you're wide awake.

You're tired, you should take a nap. Just kidding, now you're wide awake.  Scumbag Brain

Develop Kick-ass work ethic at 2:00 in the Morning

Develop Kick-ass work ethic at 2:00 in the Morning   Scumbag Brain
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