Scumbag Brain

Alarm at 8:30... doesn't want to get up until 10 Alarm at 10...wakes up at 8:30

Alarm at 8:30... doesn't want to get up until 10 Alarm at 10...wakes up at 8:30  Scumbag Brain

You made a cheat sheet? I'll just memorize it for you

You made a cheat sheet? I'll just memorize it for you  Scumbag Brain

Need to do paper due tomorrow. On Reddit for five fucking hours.

Need to do paper due tomorrow. On Reddit for five fucking hours.  Scumbag Brain

Hey! It's that girl you like! I think I'll spend the whole conversation picking the perfect facial expression.

Hey! It's that girl you like! I think I'll spend the whole conversation picking the perfect facial expression.   Scumbag Brain

Spends two hours working out "You need soda right now!"

Spends two hours working out

just fell asleep after a night of heavy drinking removing every last drop of moisture from the mouth in 3...2...1...

just fell asleep after a night of heavy drinking
 removing every last drop of moisture from the mouth in 3...2...1...    Scumbag Brain

Tells you what you should do DOESN'T DO IT

Tells you what you should do DOESN'T DO IT  Scumbag Brain

"You're better than everyone else" "You think you're so great? You're the worst kind of person"

UNEXPLAINABLE PHENOMENON GOD

UNEXPLAINABLE PHENOMENON GOD  Scumbag Brain

You're so tired you can't stay awake during lectures? Excellent, let's not be able to fall asleep til 3 a.m tonight

You're so tired you can't stay awake during lectures? Excellent, let's not be able to fall asleep til 3 a.m tonight  Scumbag Brain
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