Scumbag Brain

Hey you seem really clean from the shower you just took, Let's go take a shit.

Hey you seem really clean from the shower you just took, Let's go take a shit.  Scumbag Brain

Cute girl holds your hand: Giant Boner About to have sex: You don't need a boner right now.

Cute girl holds your hand: Giant Boner About to have sex: You don't need a boner right now.   Scumbag Brain

Planning an exhausting day to move out tomorrow? Lemme keep you awake by being stressed out

Planning an exhausting day to move out tomorrow? Lemme keep you awake by being stressed out  Scumbag Brain

Been putting off homework? Been putting off housework? Fuck it, I'll do it tomorrow. (wake and repeat.)

Been putting off homework? Been putting off housework?  Fuck it, I'll do it tomorrow. (wake and repeat.)   Scumbag Brain

Wanna go to sleep early to do well on test Lets think of all the fun but improbable things going on this summer

Wanna go to sleep early to do well on test Lets think of all the fun but improbable things going on this summer  Scumbag Brain

You just locked the car 10 times I don't think so

You just locked the car 10 times I don't think so  Scumbag Brain

"Never stare directly into the Sun" Stares directly into the Sun

capable of incredible achievements in science, philosophy and math let's dwell on your problems

capable of incredible achievements in science, philosophy and math let's dwell on your problems  Scumbag Brain

Easily memorize all 649 pokemons names, moves, types, and levels they evolve. Has trouble remembering 20 vocabulary words

Easily memorize all 649 pokemons names, moves, types, and levels they evolve. Has trouble remembering 20 vocabulary words   Scumbag Brain

Entire Visual Cortex Knocked Out Can Still Sense Emotion

Entire Visual Cortex Knocked Out Can Still Sense Emotion  Scumbag Brain
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