Scumbag Brain

Helps you wake up, take shower, brush teeth, tie shoes… HAHA JUST DREAMING!

Helps you wake up, take shower, brush teeth, tie shoes… HAHA JUST DREAMING!   Scumbag Brain

That's a cute girl, go talk to her. TURNS OFF

That's a cute girl, go talk to her. TURNS OFF   Scumbag Brain

About to erg with spandex on? Here's a boner!

About to erg with spandex on? Here's a boner!  Scumbag Brain

First weekend away with the new boy? Here's your period, 4 days early.

First weekend away with the new boy? Here's your period, 4 days early.   Scumbag Brain

In my comfort zone real facts, real evidence & real proof all share the same bathroom and wipe the seat when they miss

In my comfort zone real facts, real evidence & real proof 
all share the same bathroom
and wipe the seat when they miss   Scumbag Brain

You want to dream of naked women doing naughty things to you? Nah, bro. Here's one where illegal aliens are hiding in your crawlspace

You want to dream of naked women doing naughty things to you? Nah, bro. Here's one where illegal aliens are hiding in your crawlspace  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're single and trying to meet some cute girls? Here, this acne should help.

Oh, you're single and trying to meet some cute girls? Here, this acne should help.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you wanted to pick up some stuff at the store, did you? Just passed the last turn for it

Oh, you wanted to pick up some stuff at the store, did you? Just passed the last turn for it   Scumbag Brain

Don't like remembering the shit you did last night? Here's tic to deal with it..

Don't like remembering the shit you did last night? Here's tic to deal with it..  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you woke up to take a piss at 4am? Why not think about all the things that make you upset while your up bro?

Oh, you woke up to take a piss at 4am? Why not think about all the things that make you upset while your up bro?   Scumbag Brain
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