Scumbag Brain

knows roaches are mostly harmless mortified by the sight of one

knows roaches are mostly harmless mortified by the sight of one  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have an important final today? I'll play the shitty song you heard this morning

Oh, you have an important final today? I'll play the shitty song you heard this morning   Scumbag Brain

Want to concentrate on driving? Makes you forget the last 2 miles

Want to concentrate on driving?  Makes you forget the last 2 miles   Scumbag Brain

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Oh, you forgot to pee before bed after drinking all night? Let me wake you up with this dream of you peeing your pants.

Oh, you forgot to pee before bed after drinking all night? Let me wake you up with this dream of you peeing your pants.  Scumbag Brain

"Artificial butter flavoring ingredient linked to key Alzheimer’s disease process" You know what sounds great right now? Popcorn.

Oh you need to present in front of the class? Don't worry, I'll give you a "good luck" erection

Oh you need to present in front of the class? Don't worry, I'll give you a

You dropped something and its falling by your crotch! Hurry, Punch for it!

You dropped something and its falling by your crotch! Hurry, Punch for it!  Scumbag Brain

"you have a speech in class today?" "How about we have your voice crack halfway through"

Never gives you chills Unless you're taking a piss

Never gives you chills Unless you're taking a piss  Scumbag Brain
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