Scumbag Cat

Spends all day outside Comes inside to poop.

Spends all day outside Comes inside to poop.  Scumbag Cat

Wants you to pet her Attacks when you do

Wants you to pet her Attacks when you do  Scumbag Cat

Sleeps unnoticed all day comes and knocks over your drink while you are in the bathroom

Sleeps unnoticed all day comes and knocks over your drink while you are in the bathroom  Scumbag Cat

digs around in litter box shits on carpet

digs around in litter box shits on carpet  Scumbag Cat

falls asleep on your keyboa-ksgnfkgd aksgfdkgndfnlgdnhmgh.g,hngfnmhldkhghjg

falls asleep on your keyboa-ksgnfkgd aksgfdkgndfnlgdnhmgh.g,hngfnmhldkhghjg  Scumbag Cat

Sits on your lap for a few minutes Uses your balls as a springboard when she jumps off

Sits on your lap for a few minutes Uses your balls as a springboard when she jumps off  Scumbag Cat

Walks past house with an open window "Bro, you got a cigarette?"

Walks past house with an open window

begs you for more food throws it all up

begs you for more food throws it all up  Scumbag Cat

accepts food, shelter, and unconditional love would murder you if big enough

accepts food, shelter, and unconditional love would murder you if big enough  Scumbag Cat

sees you sitting comfortably jumps on lap, pushes butthole in your face

sees you sitting comfortably jumps on lap, pushes butthole in your face  Scumbag Cat
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