Scumbag Coffee

wakes you up in the morning on the way to work need to take a shit in traffic

wakes you up in the morning on the way to work need to take a shit in traffic  Scumbag Coffee

Gives you the energy to talk to girls makes you look nervous

Gives you the energy to talk to girls makes you look nervous  Scumbag Coffee

I drink coffee because I get headaches I get headaches because I drink coffee

I drink coffee because I get headaches I get headaches because I drink coffee  Scumbag Coffee

so you drank me to get through a 4 hour test? here's a sudden urge to poop

so you drank me to get through a 4 hour test? here's a sudden urge to poop  Scumbag Coffee

doesn't wake you up in the morning keeps you awake at night

doesn't wake you up in the morning keeps you awake at night  Scumbag Coffee

oh you want to wake up? best i can do is a poop

oh you want to wake up? best i can do is a poop  Scumbag Coffee

coffee: "hey bro, with my help you'll be overprepared for tomorrow's presentation." audience: "can't tell if presenter is sleep deprived or drunk."

coffee:
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