Scumbag Cop

So you smoked pot, ate a bag of Cheetos, and played with your dog? Have fun in jail

So you smoked pot, ate a bag of Cheetos, and played with your dog? Have fun in jail  Scumbag Cop

If you confess you have some weed you won't go to jail Oh, you have 3 grams? you're going to jail

If you confess you have some weed you won't go to jail Oh, you have 3 grams? you're going to jail   Scumbag Cop

I keep you safe from violent people, pedophiles and murders Basically, I keep you safe from assholes like myself

I keep you safe from violent people, pedophiles and murders Basically, I keep you safe from assholes like myself  Scumbag Cop

Protect and serve the law, not the citizens.

Protect and serve the law, not the citizens.  Scumbag Cop

Shows up 20 minutes late Parks car 1 block past news camera

Shows up 20 minutes late Parks car 1 block past news camera  Scumbag Cop

Smoking weed can ruin your life So I'm going to arrest you and ruin your life douchebag

Smoking weed can ruin your life So I'm going to arrest you and ruin your life douchebag  Scumbag Cop

Rides your tail pulls you over when you speed up

Rides your tail pulls you over 
when you speed up  Scumbag Cop

Elderly, ex-marine with heart problems and medical braclet? Taser him first, then blast him with shotgun beanbags, then kill him with your revolver Scumbag

Elderly, ex-marine with heart problems and medical braclet? Taser him first, then blast him with shotgun beanbags, then kill him with your revolver Scumbag  Scumbag Cop

Speeding Motorcycle? I'll let this one go. Cycling on a sidewalk? That's gonna be a ticket. douchebag

Speeding Motorcycle? I'll let this one go. Cycling on a sidewalk? That's gonna be a ticket. douchebag  Scumbag Cop

The one we didn't shoot Is always the one who is guilty

The one we didn't shoot Is always the one who is guilty  Scumbag Cop
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