Scumbag Coworker

Joins conference call on speakerphone Leaves his desk for 20 minutes

Joins conference call on speakerphone Leaves his desk for 20 minutes  Scumbag Coworker

always complains about people taking forever in the bathroom takes forever in the bathroom

always complains about people taking forever in the bathroom takes forever in the bathroom  Scumbag Coworker

leaves work early every day thinks she is a hero for staying late one day

leaves work early every day thinks she is a hero for staying late one day  Scumbag Coworker

Asks to be taken off team breakfast list eats breakfast you brought in for your team

Asks to be taken off team breakfast list eats breakfast you brought in for your team   Scumbag Coworker

Complains about obamacare quits her part time job and tries to file for unemployment

Complains about obamacare quits her part time job and tries to file for unemployment  Scumbag Coworker

printer is empty walks away

printer is empty walks away  Scumbag Coworker

is running a fever and hacking up a lung or two comes to work anyway and sits in the next cubicle

is running a fever and hacking up a lung or two comes to work anyway and sits in the next cubicle  Scumbag Coworker

works for environmental non-profit drives 2 blocks to work

works for environmental non-profit drives 2 blocks to work  Scumbag Coworker

"A monster? all of that caffeine isn't good for you." drinks 5 cups of coffee a day

Contributes food for the office kitchen Eats it all

Contributes food for the office kitchen Eats it all  Scumbag Coworker
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