Scumbag DM

Player gets attached to item "you throw into the fire"

Player gets attached to item

need to buy more supplies in town makes you roleplay it in real time

need to buy more supplies in town makes you roleplay it in real time  Scumbag DM

Want's to create a world of magic and wonder All NPc characters hate you

Want's to create a world of magic and wonder All NPc characters hate you  Scumbag DM

Makes you write five-page character background and history before campaign starts Ignores it

Makes you write five-page character background and history before campaign starts Ignores it  Scumbag DM

"Who's up for 4th Edition?"

sure, i have a few house rules... hands you bound, 50-page photocopied packet

sure, i have a few house rules... hands you bound, 50-page photocopied packet  Scumbag DM

Oh, you're playing a female character? rape

Oh, you're playing a female character? rape  Scumbag DM

gives you +1 frost rapier all creatures have frost resistance

gives you +1 frost rapier  all creatures have frost resistance   Scumbag DM

You can't nuke the planet it'll ruin my awesome plot

You can't nuke the planet it'll ruin my awesome plot  Scumbag DM

Kills your family

 Kills your family  Scumbag DM
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